... or I will judge you. And yes, all of these have been said by patients I've had.
5. " I know the sign said not to pee before surgery, but I didn't think it applied to me." Oh? Do tell me why.
4. "If you don't take good care of me, I will sue you! Now, can I have some soda before surgery?" I don't really give a crap WHO you are, as long as you are nice, I'll treat you nice. And as for the soda, AW HELL NO.
3. "Last time you gave me Novocaine I got all numb." Oh, you don't say?
2. "I'm allergic to epinephrine." Did your dentist tell you that? Fire him immediately.
1. "Can I get some Demerol? I know its just a mass excision, but none of the other pain medications work." Do I really need to add a caption here? This says it all.
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